"You have incredibly high standards that I can only hope to meet, but I'll do my best."

Actually, Roosevelt had fallen asleep during a date before and the result had not been pretty. People only liked that you were heroic when it meant you didn't doze off while they were talking to you. That was rather rude no matter what your profession.

"Are you telling me that's what you eat for dinner?" Roosevelt said, his expression only slightly mock horror. "For several nights?"